Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Michelob Ultra
Brewed by: Labatt Brewing Company
Brewed at: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Type: Disaster
4% A/V
First Impression
A handsome label. If you've been paying close attention, you may have gathered there are few things more mundane to me than many of the offerings of the world's larger brew houses. (listen... can you hear the sound of daggers being softly sharpened nearby?)
Had I not poured it myself I'd have sent it back, adamant that I had in fact ordered a beer. Looks less like beer than many sports drinks do... Paler than a goth in a blizzard.
First Sip
Tastes like diluted panther piss.
Halfway
I've gotta have a Coors Light left in this damn fridge somewhere... Sorry Michelob Ultra, it's umm... Low carb, oh and "exceptional" according to the text on the label... Nothing like an ice cold glass of refreshing hyperbole to take the sting off of a fresh disappointment.
Bottoms up
I thought it would never end... A low carb beer. What has the world come too? Carbs taste good. Beer, for the love of all things sacred should also taste good. I'd sooner have had a soda with lime. I'm not kidding. If you are genuinely concerned about your carb intake and need a delicious, cold and refreshing beverage, order a lime and soda. With extra ice. Hell, treat yourself make it a double wedge of lime...
Ultra pathetic. Ultra disappointing. I prefer the taste in my mouth the morning after a three cigar night. To be avoided under all but the most desperate of circumstances. Sorry Gord. Love ya man...
5/100
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