I regret to inform you ladies and gentlemen that I have a crime to report!
It is a sad and tragic event, indeed. An infanticide of sorts. The Chocolate Manifesto; one of this reporter’s favorite all time beers, has been unceremoniously robbed of the pomp and circumstance we had been accustomed to and to which the beverage itself honestly warrants!
From inception this incredible brew had always been presented in a slope-shouldered glass bottle encased in a gilded box. Today however, it breaks one’s heart to find the lunatic primates at Flying Monkey’s Brewery have cast honour aside and canned this magnificent elixir in shrink-wrapped aluminum.
Still the beer itself is AMAZING.
99.9/100
